Pack a bra in your ho bag and other things I learned this weekend.

1. When hiking up a mountain for three hours, it's wise to bring a water bottle.
2. CVS does not sell flour. Walgreen's does. Walgreen's also sells Wal-profin and Wal-dryl.
3. Friends aren't supposed to take baths together. Especially in tepid water with two rubber duckies floating around.
4. Our kickball team should be renamed "Michael does not have a small penis." (Note, this is hearsay and I did not actually see the penis in question nor would I want to.)
5. Even though Lexapro and Celexa are similar, they are not interchangable and one shouldn't take the other instead unless one wants to be extremely jittery at 5 am.
6. You can buy earrings from the woman next to you at a dive bar in Little 5. Or rather, make your friend buy them for you.
7. One of your friends doesn't like another one. (I found this out today and am rather confused)
8. When packing your "ho bag" as my friend Danny likes to call it, it is wise to put a bra in it especially if you happened to be wearing an unsupportive strapless bra all weekend. Also wise to put deodorant in it too, unless you like to smell like a boy.
9. The food at some random chinese restaurant OTP is rather greasy and gross. Also, if you eat it too fast, you'll burn your mouth.
10. It is impossible to find boiled crawfish in Atlanta. It is possible, however to find a good veggie burger and enjoy it while drinking a white peach mimosa and reading from a deck of trivial pursuit cards that you brought yourself.

Yeah, that was my weekend. Makes no sense to anyone reading this. I promise a much more understandable post soon.