Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Would you like some pollen with that run?

It happens every Spring here. It gets warm out and you shove your sweaters under the bed or in the closet and bring out all of your flip flops and tank tops. It's light out after you get home from work and even after you've eaten dinner. You no longer have to go to the gym. You can run outside. You can run outside in shorts. But there's one little catch:

FUCKIN POLLEN!!!

That happens every Spring here too. The cars all turn yellow. If you have a black car, you might forget the color within a month. There's no use in washing it because it'll just turn yellow again the next day. You spend all your money on Clairitin. And you really hope that for your marathon, you don't forget to take it.

(For some reason, I enjoy writing in the second person. Or, I guess I should say you enjoy it, but that wouldn't make any sense.)

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